Saturday, July 2, 2016

The Porno of the Lumberjack

It's story time in Rudhland... I've woken up feeling awesome today. The sun is shining and there is a lovely breeze... HellBone will be out ALL DAY so I have plenty of time to do the things that I love doing, meaning pictures will be taken and shopping will be done, BUT right now let me tell you a story... A somewhat dirty little story hehe...
On a warm Summers day a little like today, only perhaps a little bit warmer as the weather in Holland looks like it's about to pour with rain, there was a very sexy looking lumberjack taking his beloved dog for a walk in the forest... This man enjoyed nothing more than living a simple - Redneck - lifestyle, one where he worked with his hands chopping trees and tinkering with his motorbike. She was the only woman he needed, strong, independent and always ready to take him for the ride of his life...
Whilst out on their walk - a pose prop called "Let's Go Friend" from Come Soon Poses at Men Only Monthly - the lumberjack spotted something that would cause his heart to start racing... A different kind of acceleration than he usually found while out on his bike, a racing caused by the sight of a scantily clad stranger soaking her feet in the cool stream that ran through his forest. 
A hiker that had wandered off the beaten track, getting herself very lost in the process... Her boots long forgotten as she soaked her tired feet in the cool stream, screaming as a large, and previously unnoticed, Labrador ran through the water beside her... 
That my friends is where the sweet story ends and the set up becomes more like a bad plot for a porno... The lonely hiker needed assistance in finding her way back to the track, and she was willing to get it by any means necessary... Noticing the way that the lumberjack was looking at her, it became far too simple to get the help she wanted, but she was also a little opportunistic and wasn't about to waste an opportunity to help a man so obviously in need! 
Before our story ends - here comes the mature content - that scantily clad hiker had lead our hero to an abandoned brick building, and against "The Wall" - a couple pose from Signature Pose -had shown him there were better rides than his trusty motorbike! 
Shoes and clothes were replaced, a sweat was making their skin glisten in the setting sun and finally as the lumberjack watched her walk into the sunset. As her hips swayed from left to right, he couldn't help notice there was just a little more wood in the forest that night!! 
LOL, I'm random I know but hey a girl needs to entertain herself sometimes, and if writing the plot of a really bad porno doesn't help me share my pictures, then I'm stumped LOL... 

What is she wearing;
(I am sorry to say that I have no idea as to what Mongo is wearing in this picture, if you want to know please ask and I will find out for you)
Rudh:
Hair: Truth - Henya in Reds 
Skin: Glam Affair - Seya in Europa 2 
Tattoos: *PerveTTe* - Little Things for You 
Top: Just BECAUSE - Felicia Top in Arctic 
Poses:
Mongo Solo Picture: Come Soon - Let's Go Friend (Available until July 14th at Men Only Monthly
Couple Picture: Signature Pose - The Wall 

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